Discussing fast food with my dad's friend.
Dad: You know what's good? Five Guys.
Dad's Friend: I've never done Five Guys.
Tim: ... What about you doing five guys?
Dad's Friend: Nah, see, you hearin' somethin' else. I never did five guys. I put five guys to sleep.
Tim: ... You slept with five guys?
Dad's Friend: Says the guy with skinny jeans on.
Tim: Yeah, but I've never done anything with guys. I'm straight.
Dad's Friend: Neither have I. I put five guys to sleep with my fists.
Tim: ... You fisted five guys?
Dad's Friend: ...
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