When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
(Source: laucontent)
if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
my friend got hit by a car
he still went to schoolwhat a nerd
My friends get hit by cars a lot.. then the driver freaks out because they don’t have the money for that so they are like, i got 2 packs of cigarettes and they take them and a free soda… then their are the people who get hit by cars on bikes, or the cops trying to hit you..
Nick —
If I said to you: “Unicorns exist, I totally just saw one galloping down the street,” most likely you’d give me a sad look and get on with your day.
But what if House Speaker Boehner and the chairman of the House Science Committee said they didn’t know if the science behind climate change was real. (Yeah. That actually happened.)
Now obviously, it doesn’t matter if I just make stuff up about unicorns. But it matters, and it matters a whole lot, that so many of our elected officials in Washington who represent us are denying science and using that denial to refuse to take action on climate change.
It’s actually dangerous — and it matters how we react.
Each and every day that congressional leaders hold on to their bizarre fantasy world, OFA is going to be there, not letting them get away with it.
Add your name and say you’re ready to hold climate deniers accountable.
We’re going to make them say it out loud — either double-down on their claims, or come to their senses. The National Academy of Sciences and more than 13,000 peer-reviewed scientific papers all confirm that the carbon pollution in our atmosphere today is causing dangerous climate change.
The sticky thing about the truth is that it’s the truth whether Congress likes it or not.
Unicorns don’t exist, climate change is real, and we said we weren’t going to let this go.
Sign here and help Congress get real:
http://my.barackobama.com/Hold-Climate-Deniers-Accountable
Thanks,
Ivan
Ivan Frishberg
Climate Campaign Manager
Organizing for Action
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Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter]
My god, the bees-
Its been 234 days since the bee invasion. It was horrible, it just started out with a group of massive bees, then more came and more, and everywhere you looked was a BEE! The sky was yellow and black, there was no sun. There were just BEES!!! I told my kids to take their mother and go into the basement, i should have known, the bees were already there.
I lost my loved ones and i lost my self, i picked up a gun and got ready to fight, i shot down 3 bees right in their cute little faces, then i was charged by more than a thousand bees, they were taking over and i was the last one standing. I fired bullets and bullets into the swarm, at the last second before the sting, i was saved by one man, carrying a shotgun. He didn’t know it, but he would be the savior, the only one who could save us all..
-Nick](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce6f5f66e454514bb1b976640bf7903a/tumblr_mm96d4IjdS1s667kio1_500.png)
